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MLS Video presents: The New Mayor of Psychoville

This is much more amusing and educational than it had any right to be. The Galaxy are so snarky! I can dig it. I dropped the fantasy updates out of rage and frustration months ago, in large part because of many of the gentlemen in that video. But I always get pulled back into fantasy [...]

MFLS: DC United by far the most popular team in America

Following up on that whole map thing, I wrote to one of the fantasy games I stink at, and asked which teams were the most popular. American soccer icon Mark Wheeler was kind enough to respond with the list below. About as scientific a study as “Baby Geniuses,” but still food for thought.

Fantasy Update – too many tournaments edition

So the leader of the LARS division on fantasy.mlsnet.com congratulates me on making Cobi Jones captain for the week, saying “I thought you were just screwing around, because you had given up on the season.” And I sort of hemmed and hawed and shuffled a bit until I could change the subject to something less [...]

Fantasy update – Independence Eve edition

It’s that magical time of year – the night when Uncle Sam gets in his sleigh pulled by four tiny donkeys on the right and four tiny elephants on the left, and delivers illegal fireworks to all the good little boys and girls of the land. I was so keyed up on the Argentina game [...]

Fantasy update: June swoon edition

West Bromwich Babylon: It was going so well there for a minute or two. Hartman; Robinson, Harrington, Gbandi; Cooke, Grabavoy, Fred, Victorine; Emilio, Fred, Cristman. Sure, I had Brad Davis, and Chivas of Nazareth still lost ground. But at least I didn’t have Davis as captain and still lost ground – that would have been [...]

Fantasy update – just desserts edition

Well, I nearly made it through June before giving up hope entirely on my fantasy teams, which is pretty good by my standards. I deserved what West Bromwich Babylon got, leaving in Mehdi Ballouchy and keeping Cobi on the bench. My reasoning was that Salt Lake wasn’t that bad at home, the Galaxy were kinda [...]

Fantasy Update – Muck in the stud edition

Oh, like you thought Houston was going to get six points and Ben Olsen was going to get a hat trick. Well, you have to dump those Dynamo players this week anyway. Dallas plays twice on the road, if you like their Cooperless chances. Ruiz is apparently going to be back – guess no one [...]

Fantasy update – Hi, We’re the Replacements edition

Things could hardly be worse for West Bromwich Babylon. Kansas City and New England take the week off, so there goes the transfer diet. New York plays twice, but on the road, and I’m kind of shaky about them in general. Houston plays twice, but without Ching, De Rosario, or Clark, so why on Earth [...]

Fantasy Update – Oblivious Albion

Like many of you, I have favorite teams outside MLS. In my case, I’m so MLS-centric that my “favorite” teams are ones that I barely keep track of. Furthermore, they tend to kinda suck. So I’ve been bad about following Atalanta and St. Pauli and the Minnesota Thunder.

Fantasy update – Thomas Wolfe edition

Dwayne De Rosario was Player of the Week. There, now I don’t have to make a separate post. Oh, wait, did I say De Rosario? Obviously, I meant Juan Pablo Angel. De Rosario actually sucked last week. He sucked comprehensively, definitively, in new and adventurous ways, exploring the frontiers of suckdom. I would have known [...]

Fantasy update – We Try Harder edition

I’m in second place now in both my divisions. I know what they say about the lead dog and the view, but second place isn’t SO bad. Look at it this way, would you rather look at one dog’s ass, or twenty?

Fantasy update – Overrated! *clap clap, clap clap clap*

Apparently, unless MFLS is messing with my head, West Bromwich Babylon is #11. Shows the virtue of wasting all your transfers early. Here I was pouting all weekend that Emilio and Fred let me down. Boy, did they let me down. I should really be mad at Herc and Grabavoy, who both cost me more [...]

Fantasy update – bringing the May flowers

Mea culpa. I thought that the official MLSnet game’s prices fluctuated, like the Sporting News game used to. Yeah, it doesn’t say so in the rules this year, but it didn’t NOT say it. Now it’s going to be like 1997 MFLS, with every single team having Michael Harrington and Nathan Sturgis and Sacha Kljestan [...]

Fantasy update – Homeric edition

Tough decisions for West Bromwich Babylon this week. My forward corps is Emilio, Cooper, Altidore, Herculez, and Adam Cristman. I had Jozy on the bench last week, darn it. This week – well, Cooper’s playing twice. Emilio’s back in action, but he’s going to Columbus. The Crew will have played on Tuesday, though. Herc is [...]

Fantasy update – reshuffle

Toronto, LA and DC are off this week. Those teams have one point between them, so if you’re reading this, and haven’t already dumped those players, now might be a wonderful time, because the thump of people jumping off those bandwagons is starting to register on seismographs. Looking ahead to week four – Toronto and [...]

Fantasy update

Updates to dwindle and disappear as I fall out of anything remotely resembling contention. I barely update the actual teams once I start to lose, let alone talk about it. Chivas of Nazareth were going fine until Landon Donovan was shut out. Kljestan was the big moneymaker this week for me. This week the Holy [...]

Fantasy team opening day rosters

No Wizards. Because they’ll give me no points this week. Although, come to think of it, that might be a good way to implement some damage control, rather than rack of negative points and red cards in the back. West Bromwich Babylon: Cannon; Albright, Wynne, Bornstein; Donovan, Cooke, Grabavoy, Jones; Emilio, Cooper, H. Gomez. Soehn [...]