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Confirmed: Eddie Johnson to Europe

Sunday, November 11, 2007

It’s not like he can show his face in Kansas City after last night’s game. I wish I had dragged myself to the computer when I read that rumor, because I honestly would have said “Okay, we’ll know this is true if EJ phones it in against Houston.” Or, conceivably, I could give credit to [...]

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MLSPU Kangaroo Court

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

JC: I didn’t think much of it after the whistle blew but apparently Pete Vagenas was rolling around with a broken leg behind me. AT: He kept playing. That was Jimmy Freaking Conrad‘s latest. Kyle Martino, the first game after a red card that had Eric Wynalda wondering whether Helbert “Fred” da Silva would ever [...]

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Kansas City 3, Chivas USA 2 (R)

Monday, July 30, 2007

I was so sincerely skeptical of Curt Onalfo implementing an attack-first scenario, getting the Wizards to buy into it, getting Eddie Johnson on board. Consider this an apology. I don’t believe anymore that they’re going to choke out of the playoffs in the first round, or whatever the hell I said in my pinheaded predictions [...]

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Vital question

Thursday, July 19, 2007

How was Jimmy Conrad on that not-Cold Pizza thing? I totally missed it.

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Bob Bradley takes my advice on Copa America roster.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Well, for the most part. The only guys who will do both the Cup o’ Gold and the America’s Cup are:

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Glass Joe

Friday, May 11, 2007

So I’m reading that Jimmy Freaking Conrad is out indefinitely because of a broken jaw suffered against Columbus. And I’m like, wait, I watched that game, I don’t remember him leaving because of injury. Turns out he didn’t. He played the rest of the game, THEN found out he re-broke his jaw. Gonna go ahead [...]

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But of course.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Jimmy Conrad Show. Hopefully they’ll archive it at some point. The only thing that would make it better would be “The Jimmy Conrad and Eric Wynalda Comedy Hour.”

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Wizards use words good

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

First Jimmy Conrad, now Kevin Hartman. How exactly will us non-athletes have room to express our uninformed opinions when MLS is turning out guys who can play AND write? I’m going to e-mail my Congressman about this. I blame Eric Wynalda. EDIT – okay, so what song, if you had to pick, would you play [...]

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