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Thursday, November 29, 2007

So I’m in the car trying to avoid drive-time sports talk radio, and I hear that the world is going to come to an end in 2011. To be more specific, the Rapture will come in May 2011, and the actual Final Judgment will be that following October. I know you have the same question [...]

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NY to announce new coach within 60-90 days

Thursday, November 8, 2007

There were probably lots of great reasons to fire Bruce Arena, but apparently they were all covered under a confidentiality agreement. Big Apple Soccer brings the funny:

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MLS Awards Off-Tracker

Friday, October 12, 2007

1. JUAN PABLO ANGEL // New York Red Bulls It took a while, but Angel’s consistent attack and importance to his now playoff-bound club have impressed our voters enough to lift the former Premier Leaguer to top dog. Or bull, as the case may be. 2. LUCIANO EMILIO // D.C. United What did Emilio do [...]

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Texas Two-Step

Friday, October 5, 2007

Occasionally I see some clip or some event in the game that really makes me question my ethics, and this whole Ricardo Clark-Carlos Ruiz incident is one of them. I mean, the last time I’ve had to stifle giggles like this was in junior high when our health teacher wanted to say “organism” but it [...]

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Earthquakes name ticking time bomb as GM

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

The San Jose Earthquakes will announce today the worst possible choice as their general manager, John Doyle. Yes, I’m including Alexi Lalas, Lynne Meteparel, the late Peter Bridgwater, Steve Sampson, Greg Ryan, Eric “I won’t go into the Hall of Fame with a San Jose jersey” Wynalda, Tim Leiweke, Landon Donovan, Paul Gardner, and Isiah [...]

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