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Category Archives: Divers and hackers

Mathis Transfer Predicted In Bible!

Good friend/Riot Squader S.Bones has the proof.  Titus 1:5. For this cause left I thee in Crete, that you should sent in order the things that are wanting

Confirmed: Eddie Johnson to Europe

It’s not like he can show his face in Kansas City after last night’s game. I wish I had dragged myself to the computer when I read that rumor, because I honestly would have said “Okay, we’ll know this is true if EJ phones it in against Houston.” Or, conceivably, I could give credit to [...]

TNFtermath: Hack

Tough, hard-fought game last night. Shame one of them had to win. There’s nothing more annoying than “neutral” fans and “objective” observers piously lamenting about diving and hacking, so I’ll keep it to a minimum. I admit it – I can’t stand watching teams do it, but when my team does it and wins, I’m [...]

Leo Durocher lives

Congratulations to Brad Guzan, MLS Goalkeeper of the Year. Now, let in five or six this weekend, please. (I am to objective reporting what Jacques Derrida was to OPEC.) America’s Hardest Working Team is also the cleanest, and I think we’re in a very worrying trend.

MLSPU Kangaroo Court

JC: I didn’t think much of it after the whistle blew but apparently Pete Vagenas was rolling around with a broken leg behind me. AT: He kept playing. That was Jimmy Freaking Conrad‘s latest. Kyle Martino, the first game after a red card that had Eric Wynalda wondering whether Helbert “Fred” da Silva would ever [...]