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Category Archives: Kansas City Wizards

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him

Eddie Johnson Fulham blah blah. There’s no way you’re reading this story here first.

Confirmed: Eddie Johnson to Europe

It’s not like he can show his face in Kansas City after last night’s game. I wish I had dragged myself to the computer when I read that rumor, because I honestly would have said “Okay, we’ll know this is true if EJ phones it in against Houston.” Or, conceivably, I could give credit to [...]

So nice, they named it one and a half times

Three reactions to the Wizards moving to CommunityAmerica Ballpark in Kansas City, Kansas (although the map seems to require a generous definition of “in”), home of the Kansas City T-Bones. First – Kansas City T-Bones, huh? The next time one of your buddies says some team or other should rebrand, tell them “Yeah, but T-Bones [...]

CUSA-KC recap, play-by-play

This match report might seem a little unorthodox, but I think I captured the spirit of it.