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Sexy time, very nice

Sunday, November 11, 2007

So following on with Kansas City choosing function over form in the playoffs, we have Ruud Gullit promising to bring “sexy football” to America. Remember, you can’t spell “Los Angeles Galaxy” without SEXY GOALS.* A casual glance at the Galaxy roster reveals that Gullit has a near-total lack of players able to actually play in [...]

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Galaxy clarify roles, sort of

Friday, November 9, 2007

I’ll get to my opinion on Ruud Gullit, but it ain’t like there’s a big hurry or anything. (One sentence preview: I’m if anything more excited about the Cobester as his assistant, although I know for a FACT that Cobi hasn’t been scouting college players this year.) But it’s the Galaxy’s offseason, I got time. [...]

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HOT RUMOR! Ruud Gullit to coach Galaxy

Thursday, November 8, 2007

My source is ALMOST NEVER WRONG on this type of thing. By the way, the Enforcement Division of DLSIA International has pre-emptively banned the following headlines: Galaxy Goes Dutch Galaxy Experience Ruud Awakening Galaxy In For Dutch Treat Galaxy Will Dread Nought Galaxy Choice a “Lock” The Enforcement Division will be extremely vigilant on dreadlock [...]

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