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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Eddie Johnson Fulham blah blah. There’s no way you’re reading this story here first.

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Our Lips Are Sealed

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Hey, you know who else is reporting that Figo is considering MLS? Freaking MLSnet. So, I suppose I owe the outlets who also bought into it an apology, because even though the MLS report is simply a copied article of some sort, it’s still on MLSnet.  Hey, I’d have believed it if I had seen [...]

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Figo to MLS; Roberto Baggio to Derby County

Friday, January 4, 2008

Ah, the silly season.  From the green half of the Sideline: ….the Galaxy is an easy name to drop these days whenever a player wants to get more money out of wherever they actually want to go. But of course.  I long for the day that soccer journalism reacts to agenda-driven rumors with “That’s nice,” [...]

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The world owes me a living

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Ives is trying to pin down the deal with Osorio, who is putting the screws to Red Bull (even though, um, now that he left Chicago for “personal and family reasons,” his negotiating position has diminished greatly, but who am I to tell Marc de Grandpre how to do his job). Steven had the thankless [...]

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Mark your calendars

Thursday, November 29, 2007

So I’m in the car trying to avoid drive-time sports talk radio, and I hear that the world is going to come to an end in 2011. To be more specific, the Rapture will come in May 2011, and the actual Final Judgment will be that following October. I know you have the same question [...]

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HOT RUMOR! Ruud Gullit to coach Galaxy

Thursday, November 8, 2007

My source is ALMOST NEVER WRONG on this type of thing. By the way, the Enforcement Division of DLSIA International has pre-emptively banned the following headlines: Galaxy Goes Dutch Galaxy Experience Ruud Awakening Galaxy In For Dutch Treat Galaxy Will Dread Nought Galaxy Choice a “Lock” The Enforcement Division will be extremely vigilant on dreadlock [...]

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