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Speaking Ill of the Dead…Casting the First Stone

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Child molestor Michael Jackson died today in Los Angeles.  He was a famous child molestor, but that doesn’t begin to describe how good he was at child molesting – easily one of the greatest of all time.  I honestly can’t think of another child molestor who has had such an amazing impact on our lives.  [...]

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Hang on.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I’m sure the answer is elsewhere on the Internet, but how’s McCain gonna buy up all these crappy mortgages AND freeze spending at the same time?

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Riding In Cars With Noise

Monday, February 11, 2008

SCENE: My truck, on the way to take Mrs. Sandbox to dinner. ME: Holy cow!  Phil Hendrie is back on the air!  He’s the funniest guy ever, you have to listen to him! PHIL HENDRIE: (on the radio) Former LA Police Chief Daryl Gates visited a policeman who was shot in the line of duty. WIFE: [...]

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Third verse, different from the first

Friday, February 1, 2008

Huss: We want to put your blog on the BigSoccer HP Me:  ….Hewlett-Packard? Huss: Homepage.  Man, Kenn Tomasch was right, you are a dumbass  So, remember how tedious I was about making sure everyone knew to move their bookmarks (ha) and their blogroll links and such over to here?  Remember how I used to do this over [...]

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It can’t happen here

Thursday, January 3, 2008

The debacle of Sir Alex Ferguson turning on his own fans should serve as a nice, healthy warning about what can happen when there’s too great a disconnect between supporters and club.

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Checking in on old enemies

Friday, November 30, 2007

So I’m listening to sports talk radio again, and Dan Patrick has Gary Miller on as a guest. The topic was supposed to be the Dodgers, but instead Patrick decided to tease Miller about “Soccer Breakdown in 3, 2, 1….” Basically, during the 1994 World Cup, Miller hideously butchered a serious of player names, most [...]

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Mark your calendars

Thursday, November 29, 2007

So I’m in the car trying to avoid drive-time sports talk radio, and I hear that the world is going to come to an end in 2011. To be more specific, the Rapture will come in May 2011, and the actual Final Judgment will be that following October. I know you have the same question [...]

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